I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
