I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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