How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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