You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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