Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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