If i come over, it means nothing
I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Randomize
