tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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