Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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