You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I will pee on everything he values.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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