We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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