im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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