Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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