Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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