I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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