i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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