We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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