hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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