Non-Jews are for practice
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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