it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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