that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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