so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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