just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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