New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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