Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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