and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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