I wish I could punch you in the face.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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