Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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