Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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