"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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