So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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