Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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