He passed out mid-signature
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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