so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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