exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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