I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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