so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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