Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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