you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
420 ftw
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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