I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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