i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Text me some of your sweat
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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