I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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