Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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