Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I see more hoeing in ur future
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