It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just cut my nipple shaving
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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