Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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