It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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