I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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