What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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