Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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