dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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