wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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