is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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