If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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