what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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